Nessya

Spanish version of annoying, ususlly meant to describe a gurl,
A sweet jewish gurl has to spend $350 on sunglasses

Ur gf let u play rockband all day, shes sucha nessya
Or
Ur gf wont let u play rockband, shes sucha nessya

by Nomar April 25, 2008

nessesbian

A girl whose attractiveness or weight forces her to declare herself a lesbian. Frequently occurs after a formerly cute chick becomes overweight or otherwise ages or lets herself go and finds herself losing the attentions of men that she once enjoyed. Proclaiming her homosexuality attracts a different kind of, but still welcome, attention from both curious men and adventurous women.

that girl really let herself go so now she's a nessesbian

by JSMAX November 3, 2010

__nessi

A __Nessi is a type of girl who always says uwu. She tends to be friends with people named LordHeroMc and gets along with everyone. Although she is not the best at fighting she can kill you by saying uwu. A __Nessi also tends to be obsessed with fast food restaurants and also hates water.

The __Nessi girl is saying uwu again, while drinking soda

by MinecraftGod1234 March 9, 2020

Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009

Nessa

Making an unbelievable mess of ordinary situations, partly due to one's own clumsiness, and warped understanding of simple instructions.

Doing scary things due to innate issues which are best left unexplored.

How is your straw stuck in your fork?! You are such a nessa!

Why are you walking in a figure of eight? You just need to move your hand to calibrate the compass in your phone. What a nessa!

She talks to herself in the mirror. She is an incredible nessa. Best to leave her alone.

by Muzmatch August 1, 2017

nessa

Shortened form of "necessary".

"I don't think that will be necess-"
"Yes, it IS nessa."

by Behest September 10, 2006

nessyed

“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.

“Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed

by funnyas May 21, 2009