nessyed

“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.

“Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed

by funnyas May 21, 2009

nessed

abbreviation for finessed, stolen

aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out

by Teddis April 22, 2018

nessed

Finessed but in a short-term to make yourself cooler

Ryan: Are you going to the beach on Wednesday?
Me: No
Ryan: ok

Me: Nessed I am going

by T7_Blank August 12, 2018

Nessied

When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.

Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch

by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009

nessed

abbreviation for finessed, stolen

aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out

by Teddis April 22, 2018

nessed

a short way of saying ‘finessed’

aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.

by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018