mew

(n) A word that mentally challenged weeaboo fourteen-through-nineteen year-old-girls (and crossdressers) use when talking to their pathetic otaku friends to properley convey their innermost emotions. Almost always followed by a string of symbols which, when put together, cause the speaker to lose 45 IQ points.
Should be avoided at all costs by anyone who a.) No longer watches Inu Yasha, b.) Has completed the tenth grade, c.) Has a penis, or d.) Has any shred of dignity.
"lol and ur so kawaiii ^__^;;;;"
"Who.. me?"
"meww!! (on_no)<3 <3"
"Um. What the fuck?"
"mew?"
by Behest August 01, 2007
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altoid

"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.
We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.
by Behest October 14, 2007
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alto

I am feeling pretty alto right now, man.
by Behest October 14, 2007
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the spins

When you're totally trashed and the entire world starts whirling around you, often going faster and faster.
Beware, 8 times out of 10 means that heaving your guts out will happen in the near future, so get near a bathroom/trashcan/garbage bag.
To help them go away, stand up if you're sitting down, pick an object a little ways away, concentrate on it, count to 20, close your eyes, see if the spins are still there, then open your eyes and repeat if they are.
Often goes hand in hand with vodka.
"Shit, guys, I can't move right now.. I've got the spins so fucking bad..."
by Behest October 14, 2007
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frizzledick

1. An asshole, usually male, who attempts to make himself look badass, when in reality, he is a sniveling wimp and entirely too effeminate

2. Can be used as an exclamation of disappointment.
"I hope you know how much your physical well-being is worth to you, cause I'm gonna kick your ass hardcore!"
"Dude.. calm down, frizzledick."

"Royal flush!"
".....FRIZZLEDICK."
by Behest August 12, 2006
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emofest

instance in which a person acts extremely emo, whining about how awful their life is, how no one understands what they have to go through, etcetera, etcetera, and generally is just an extreme nuisance by refusing to hear reason
Don't even bother trying to talk to her right now... She's having an emofest.
by Behest May 21, 2006
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nessa

Shortened form of "necessary".
"I don't think that will be necess-"
"Yes, it IS nessa."
by Behest September 10, 2006
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