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Definitions by Behest

calimocha 

Typical Spanish drink involving one part very cheap vino tinto (red wine) and one part Coca Cola, mixed together and consumed by Spanish teenagers. Very popular as a part of a botellón because of its indistinguishability from regular Coca Cola, its sweet taste, and its very low price.
"Look at those sixteen-year-olds drinking calimocha in the park. I can't believe they haven't gotten arrested yet."
calimocha by Behest March 16, 2009

the spins 

When you're totally trashed and the entire world starts whirling around you, often going faster and faster.
Beware, 8 times out of 10 means that heaving your guts out will happen in the near future, so get near a bathroom/trashcan/garbage bag.
To help them go away, stand up if you're sitting down, pick an object a little ways away, concentrate on it, count to 20, close your eyes, see if the spins are still there, then open your eyes and repeat if they are.
Often goes hand in hand with vodka.
"Shit, guys, I can't move right now.. I've got the spins so fucking bad..."
the spins by Behest October 29, 2007
I am feeling pretty alto right now, man.
alto by Behest October 29, 2007
"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.
We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.
altoid by Behest October 29, 2007
(n) A word that mentally challenged weeaboo fourteen-through-nineteen year-old-girls (and crossdressers) use when talking to their pathetic otaku friends to properley convey their innermost emotions. Almost always followed by a string of symbols which, when put together, cause the speaker to lose 45 IQ points.
Should be avoided at all costs by anyone who a.) No longer watches Inu Yasha, b.) Has completed the tenth grade, c.) Has a penis, or d.) Has any shred of dignity.
"lol and ur so kawaiii ^__^;;;;"
"Who.. me?"
"meww!! (on_no)<3 <3"
"Um. What the fuck?"
"mew?"
mew by Behest August 4, 2007
Shortened form of "necessary".
"I don't think that will be necess-"
"Yes, it IS nessa."
nessa by Behest September 10, 2006

frizzledick 

1. An asshole, usually male, who attempts to make himself look badass, when in reality, he is a sniveling wimp and entirely too effeminate

2. Can be used as an exclamation of disappointment.
"I hope you know how much your physical well-being is worth to you, cause I'm gonna kick your ass hardcore!"
"Dude.. calm down, frizzledick."

"Royal flush!"
".....FRIZZLEDICK."
frizzledick by Behest August 12, 2006