Moss

1. A small green plant that grows on walls, rocks, etc, and in dark, damp, or moist places.
2. Surname of this guy i know called Alex

"OMGWTF look, Moss, a mossy rock!!"

by Wouldn't you like to know.. March 18, 2007

Anti-Moses

Nothings wrong, but its just not right.

Im not mad at you or anything, i've just been anti-moses lately

by Sean January 3, 2004

Grandma Moses

A driver who drives really slow in front of you. Referring that he or she drives like an old person

Hey you should pass that car in front of you she's driving like a grandma Moses

by Ohjkgf January 26, 2013

Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Moss

Nickname of famous NCAA gymnast Kristina Baskett

Moss won the All-Around and got a clock trophy.

by Megan April 25, 2006

MOSS

Mystic Order of Secret Shit

A real secret squirrel is also a member of MOSS.

by Dnoz October 14, 2008