millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.

by Tails September 16, 2003

millimeter peter

The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."

by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013

Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

Millimeter Defeater

A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!

Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months

Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?

Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!

Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(

by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021

Van Millimeter

Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007

millimeter milk

The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.

Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it

by Mister Doctor Zeus February 10, 2019

millimeter peter

some one with a super small dick that the ladys dont wanna see or cant see.

Ray Disaster has a super small millimeter peter so he dont have sex witht ladys due to smallness

by johnnybesupersmalllawl February 24, 2008