Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005
Get the Painting Mona Lisa mug.When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..
Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.
Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
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by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the bona lisa mug.you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.
nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA
someone with common sense: here yall go...
logical person: didnt they do this last year?
someone with common sense: here yall go...
logical person: didnt they do this last year?
by rvnn1e August 10, 2023
Get the newjeans apologize to lisa mug.Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.
The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.
The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.
Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.
by HariFontaine February 13, 2019
Get the Little Lisa Simpson mug.While many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an Armenian meth addict, and has been known to post unrequested pictures of her matted chest hair as irrefutable proof.
She is also a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks.
Bad Lisa (Lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. MANtana is also rumored to have over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.
A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa is the primary cause of An Hero among indigent men on the east coast... usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled vagina.
BAD LISA lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of Adolph Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in New Jersey.
It has also been rumored that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently watching you masturbate.
Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss.
There are some people who don't think the internet is serious bizness, these people are wrong.
Bad Lisa usually has over 9000 backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to AIDS, and stingrays.......that also have AIDS.
Bad Lisa is rumored to have voted for George Bush twice, have a Wii Fit that is still in the box, fucked every member of Fall Out Boy, and is also known to insist that the internet is a big truck.
Her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing Child Protective Services to place babies in her care for the sole purpose of rape. (With the exception of one baby named Ichmael who was promptly placed in her oven for being a Jew.)
She also captains a NOWlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers sexual favors for people to call in, then doesn't shut up about how she "hates jews, niggers, and queer-o-sexuals" long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. When they do manage to mumble some incoherent babbling, like "Ya'll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!" she simply talks over them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air.
While the accusations of her connections with Al Queda have not been proven, multiple photo's have surfaced in the past few months of her inserting small bombs into the anus's of children for the purpose of either mass homicide or lulz.
In short, BAD Lisa is the most hated person on myspace. She is even hated more than notorious cockmongler Eric Brooks, who is rumored to be responsible for 9/11.
Long Live The Gr.........uh nvrmnd.
She is also a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks.
Bad Lisa (Lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. MANtana is also rumored to have over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.
A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa is the primary cause of An Hero among indigent men on the east coast... usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled vagina.
BAD LISA lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of Adolph Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in New Jersey.
It has also been rumored that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently watching you masturbate.
Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss.
There are some people who don't think the internet is serious bizness, these people are wrong.
Bad Lisa usually has over 9000 backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to AIDS, and stingrays.......that also have AIDS.
Bad Lisa is rumored to have voted for George Bush twice, have a Wii Fit that is still in the box, fucked every member of Fall Out Boy, and is also known to insist that the internet is a big truck.
Her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing Child Protective Services to place babies in her care for the sole purpose of rape. (With the exception of one baby named Ichmael who was promptly placed in her oven for being a Jew.)
She also captains a NOWlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers sexual favors for people to call in, then doesn't shut up about how she "hates jews, niggers, and queer-o-sexuals" long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. When they do manage to mumble some incoherent babbling, like "Ya'll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!" she simply talks over them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air.
While the accusations of her connections with Al Queda have not been proven, multiple photo's have surfaced in the past few months of her inserting small bombs into the anus's of children for the purpose of either mass homicide or lulz.
In short, BAD Lisa is the most hated person on myspace. She is even hated more than notorious cockmongler Eric Brooks, who is rumored to be responsible for 9/11.
Long Live The Gr.........uh nvrmnd.
by NO_U March 4, 2009
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