Jarryd

Too hot to handle. A talented guy who can do anything he puts his mind to; music, dance, whatever. He has a wicked and exceptionally corny sense of humour and never fails to put a smile on the faces of those surrounding him. He's a random kind of guy, always moving around and making friends. He has a man-sized appetite and has a fetish for jelly babies but not salad. He'll do anything for the people he loves. He's selfless, grateful and respectful. He may be terribly forgetful, but he's unforgettable.

You see that sexy guy over there? Definitely a Jarryd

by linders August 20, 2013

jarryd

the hottest man on the world. he probably is tougher than chuck norris, and has a bigger penis than him. Anyone that has touched jarryd has been blinded by beauty.

His beauty is like jarryd times ten!!!

by Penis giver March 5, 2009

Jarryd

A wicked guy who dreams of owning a 86 but wants to drive around in his sisters mx5 to pick up the girls.

Jarryd: Oi Babe you want to take a ride in my car
Hot girl: Yeah why not, I like guys in small cars ;)

by lolololel November 14, 2013

Jarryd

Like a god, but better.

Jarryd is like a god, but better!

by Thelordbewithyou November 22, 2021

jarryd hayne

Jarryd Hayne has always dreampt of becoming a professional clitoris wrestler

Jarryd Hayne bit ones clitoris off.

Hey baby, you wanna hayne plane me?

by Sirbuyukyarrak November 22, 2018

jarryd chapman

Being in the state of GAYNESS.

see: Big Gay

Girl: So, what'd you do last night?
Girl2: Ah man, This guy took me to the movies and he was SO being a JARRYD CHAPMAN.
Girl: OMG! What'd he do!?
Girl2: In the middle of the movie he said "I have to go powder my nose." And then he asked if I had any cherry flavored lip gloss.
Girl: Wow. That is a JARRYD CHAPMAN!

by CiCi and FiFi McFatFat July 20, 2008

Jarrod

A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down

Man, I'm in a jam, who could I call to help me finish off this six pack? Jarrod bro, hes the shit

Jarrod, you're the shit

by the great chancho February 24, 2010