Leandro Vazquez

A Mexican Pedophile and needs to get his relationship back and together.

Leandro Vazquez get your life together

by Lavaloon God May 29, 2018

Leonding

The greatest empire in the world. It's so huge you won't belive it. It has about three Billion habitants and is about 100000000000 square Kilometers big. The King Of Leonding is named Supremeleader Lorenz, The most handsome and generous man in The World. The second supremeleader is named Jakob.

The weather is cold and Dark, That is why Bad weather is always refeered to as Leonding Weather.

The supremeleaders house is in Gaumberg, a big Mansion with Gold.

It's Leonding weather today.
Leonding is Better than the US.

by Leonding April 25, 2018

Leanism

When one(s) brain is screwed up by a drug; Lil Pump; Other rapper(s)

Dont be Lil Pump... Please... If you really want to be, just diagnose yourself with Leanism, then KYS after the next day of diagnosis

by Donutdodrugs June 4, 2018

Leaninf

The action of leaving on air. It’s origins are 3 emo band cunts

Brian: “Hey what’s wtf is your Bitmoji doing”

Zoe: “Leaninf”

by Band Cunt June 5, 2018

Leandro

A true skittlehead that’s kind of a dick sometimes

That guy was cool but man he was a Leandro

by omegalulcloutrock September 13, 2018

Leading intellectual

To refer to an attractive female in a politically correct manner

Put me on the record as saying Tomi is our leading intellectual

by Beermakesherhot November 4, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018