huge junk

Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.

Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!

by rosiedarling April 25, 2011

ginger junk

The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.

Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.

by Clackamas May 1, 2015

front junk

the percussion contraption worn on the front of the body by blue grass or classic jazz washboard players, esp when the washboard is adorned in haphazard way with wood blocks, scrap metal, bells, etc.

I think Lem's brought his front junk, if you guys need some rhythm for your set tonight.

by Erwin G December 13, 2010

Fever Junk

The stretching and sagging of a male's scrotum while experiencing a fever.

I had fever junk; my balls were sagging really low.

by conspire December 9, 2008

funky junk

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.

I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school

by Mitchell Smith April 13, 2008

Spinnin' that Junk

A term used to respond when someone says they hate a band you like. Can be used in pretty much any situation regardless of topic.

"Man Pearl Jam blows, do they even know how to make a decent album?"
"Whoa man I'm spinnin' that junk! You watch yourself before I stick a golf club up nose."

by turtlecream98 April 21, 2015

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005