Jared

A black guy normally called nigga who likes robbing people

Jared the nigga just robbed someone

by Runman August 3, 2019

Jared Lorenzen

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

by Hoagous September 24, 2007

Jared and Lindsey

Two people who are in Love so much the world does not exist to them..

Jared and Lindsey are a cute couple.
They are perfect together.

by LindseyLikesCaaake July 24, 2011

Jared Bomber

a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.

DUDE ITS JARED BOMBER! GO CRY BITCH :D

by jbomber22 October 5, 2008

Jared

A viagra baby, that has a receding hairline like the polar ice cap, and uglier than shit.

Colby:You look like Jared
Max:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017

jayda-lynn

A big gai

Jayda-Lynn is big gai

by Moist Rock June 12, 2019

jaked

To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.

Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.

by uhfsdhfusdh August 9, 2007