Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.

... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk

by Sizzilian November 24, 2011

faux pes

literally false foot. Used in the phrase on the faux pes, meaning at a disadvangage.

Do not eff and blind too much. You may end up being caught on the faux pes by your friends, tarnishing your hard-earned image.

by uttam maharjan July 25, 2010

Faux hundies

Fake hundred dollar bills. Fool’s Benjamin. Bad cheddar. Fake money. Usually given as pranks.

Dang! I thought I struck rich, but all I got was faux hundies.

by zimmygirl777 July 16, 2025

faux nem

1-something you can say in agreement with another

2-Fake others that cannot be trusted

Kate cheated on jack she a “faux nem” Bro

by Jpizz December 12, 2019

Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023

doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

Faux Feminism

A misunderstanding that feminism devalues males and disregards that males are also subject to the patriarchy.

Faux feminism divides men and women, while feminism focuses on equality

by Cutie Supreme June 25, 2021