Life bitch

The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life

I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?

by Atavistic July 27, 2021

double crossing no life bitch

When your Bestfriend dates your crush and she/he knows god damn well you Like that person

This double crossing no life bitch took my man from me ;-;

by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018

Life's a Bitch

1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.

1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."

by bookkeepper123 May 28, 2011

life's a bitch

Can be defined in a few ways.

1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event

2. when life bites in the ass

Life's a bitch, get the best of her.

by debebop April 7, 2013

life's a bitched

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.

- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched

by killa4566 December 26, 2019

life is a bitch

When you feel nothin is goin your way.....and every moment feels like a struggle

Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....

Q: Dude hows it goin??
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!

by Ankit, Ashaesh, Goldyn September 26, 2006

Life Is a Bitch

When life has been pretty mean and unfair to you, especially when all your friends and relatives are wealthier, smarter, and prettier than you.

Why do bad things happen to good people? And material blessings seem to be chasing after evil people? Life is a bitch, isn’t it?

by MathPlus December 29, 2018