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facetious

pronounced FOO-SEE-SHE-OUS

Describes a closeted black man whom wants to appears straight especially within higher educational setting such as universities and colleges.

Will typically be humorous about himself being straight where it is almost noticeable. Basically he is being facetious about who he is.

It can also be used in the pejorative to insult someone based on their sexuality.
"WHY YOU SO FACE-TI-OUS?"

Person1: hey what's up with cody last night?
person2: yeah, he was really facetious last night
person1: oh, i had no idea
by facetiousman November 22, 2011
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Matter-Of-Fact

1. Describing intense and unfathomable awesomeness embodied within a human being. See Samuel L. Jackson or Bruce Willis

2. Used in conjunction with a verb this word shows how intense and cool a look or action was.
1. 'Samuel L. Jackson is so Matter-of-Fact'

2. 'That guy had such a Matter-Of-Fact look on his face'
by ludakrys May 4, 2006
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fact

The distance between the anus and the vagina.

Example: hold up your left hand and make a "C" shape with your thumb and index finger.

That's the distance you're looking for.
A FACT: The distance between a fuck hole and a muck hole and if you miss yer inna shit 'n thassa FACT.
by flatster December 28, 2005
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FACHTS

It really means FACTS but Manc supporters can't spell
FACHTS

in response to everything
by daraghsg May 5, 2009
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s'fackt

When something, someone, somewhere or whatever makes a lot of fun!
J: Ey Y, did you hear the news that Zii is going to Africa to help sick people for one year?
Y: Sure, s'fackt a lot. I would love to do the same thing.
by fspiritus January 14, 2008
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Fact or Fiction

Fact or fiction kicked ass at the show last night.
by ShadowsBekon March 7, 2005
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fact

This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"
Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force

Me: wow that is such an ellen fact
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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