kundi explosion

when your kundi feels like its about to tear apart because your anus hurts when you go to sleep. usually caused by an uknown entity which is directly responsible for the kundi explosion

man : why whenevr i go to sleep my anus is hurtin lot. who is coming and giving me kundi explosion tell me now

by leafblower99 May 13, 2022

explosive splondo

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.

Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish

by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021

Explosive Ejaculation

When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.

Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...

by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019

Explosive Pregnancy

For when you eat so much Taco bell your stomach feels pregnant, then you die later on toilet giving birth to many taco bell infants.

"ayo I think i ate to much, im feeling pregnant"
*gurgle gurlge*
"oh no! im feeling explosive Pregnancy happening!"

by DJColeManChild May 4, 2025

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

explosive shit

either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less

GUY 1: bro that was some explosive shit.
GUY 2: I'm not sure if that's a good thing

by nae nae nigga February 9, 2022

explosive shit

a really big amount of shit coming out of your anus, so big that it burns.

I'm about to take a explosive shit after eating Chipotle.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023