Electromaggotism

The invisible force acting on drunk people that causes you to end up at places that you would not intend on going to if you were sober.

Amy: "why the fuck did we go to the Deen last night? We were supposed to go to Bar Open!" Kyle: "We got sucked in by that fucken electromaggotism again."

by Kyle Magile May 25, 2007

The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.

Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!

by nykfn20 January 24, 2009

electrawoman and dynagirl

One of the Krofft lineups. Features 2 women in capes and go-go boots. Ran 8 two-part (each in 15 minutes) episodes. Copied everything off Batman (i.e. the gals in the deathtrap in the end of the 1st segment of the episode)

This show's Electra-Great!

by ChoujinkiMetalder August 24, 2005

Election 2016

A mistake you should not have done.

America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.

by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016

Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

election

a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip

The ere...election was quite exciting.

by perfectionistdevil July 16, 2008

carmen electra

Hottest woman alive!

OMFG! Carmen Electra just flashed me!

by Dennis Rodman July 8, 2003