by AzOOmA May 20, 2003
Get the Ding Dongmug. A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
Get the realistic dongmug. by bootabootaboo December 11, 2010
Get the Ramadan Dongmug. The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.
Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa
by Poop Dong Inc. December 7, 2017
Get the Poop Dongmug. by tbaker031685 March 23, 2010
Get the camel dongmug. A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.
by Grumlord;) March 3, 2019
Get the Danger Dongsmug.