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self-dating

Been so stressed out lately, I've been 'self dating' to keep my sanity.
by anonymous June 25, 2004
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carbon dating

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.
Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.
by Sterling T December 31, 2006
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couch dancing

While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.
Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"

Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
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hardcore dancing

When a bunch of kids get together at shows and start flailing their arms and swinging their fists in any direction, probably hoping to hit someone and innocently call it an "accident" because they are afraid to get wrecked by the guy they hit.

They also wear bandannas so you can't see their face. Pussies.

A waltz is a dance, guys. Hardcore dancing is just a constant seizure.
Whild hardcore dancing ,Some hardcore dancer gave Cody a concussion after a hit from a Windmill. When we confronted him after the show, He said it was an accident. We fucked him up anyways.
by CantShutMeUp July 27, 2006
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Danking

The act of smoking marijuana, often considered "dank", in an unusual place, possibly contorting you body to fit there. You have the option of taking a picture or not. Similar to planking
Q. Why is he on the roof standing on one foot balancing those text books on his head
A. He's Danking

Ex. Dude last night we slipped under the benches in front of the police station and Danked two blunts

Ex. Man you gotta try this new danking maneuver , you take a bong t while doing a hand stand.

Ex. My young check this cole sparked a jay in del taco last night, he's on top his danking game.
by Lone smoker August 22, 2011
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slam-dancing with mr. brownstone

guns n roses slang for doing heroin

...HEROIN SHOOTAGE BIOTCH
"hey, where have you been?"
"slam-dancing with mr. brownstone in the 7/8 bathroom"
"yeeah man! damn, share the goods i need a fix"
by geebongee June 21, 2006
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dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"
by Mydaho January 12, 2009
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