cradle of filth

Marilyn Manson with double-bass.

That explains them.

by wow cradle of filth is gay July 9, 2003

Cranleigh

An irrational hatred of everyone and everyhthing.

I was wondering why I was feeling cranleigh until I realised I had not had my fix of caffeine yet.

by WitchBurner April 24, 2004

crabmeat

What your genitalia smells like after scuba diving.

After a breif dive,Tom let Cindy lick on his crabmeat.

by Big MikeM August 1, 2007

Cradle

Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!

-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

crawler

Crawler: One who goes to the bar and has too many to drink so he has to crawl home. Light weight, should stick to N/A beer and wine.

After two beers, the Crawler had to crawl home.

by Atomolizer May 22, 2010

carrion crawler

Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.

Giant worms aren't fun.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

crabber

One who receives indiscriminate blowjobs (see Jizzard). refers to spreading of lice (due to indiscriminate selection of Jizzards) that takes place during the 'milking' process.

Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.

“Wheres (the) Jizzard?”
“He’s int’ bushes wit’ Crabber”
“ahh..”

(read with Yorkshire inflection)

by Bundyshoveller May 28, 2006