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Rice Crispy Dick

When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.
Brian: "Suck on my rice crispy dick bitch! Its delicious!!"

Megan: "I love rice crispy treats!!"
by rcd101 March 29, 2009
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Fried Crispy

Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
by pumpkin_patch90 April 18, 2009
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Rice-crispy taco

When a girl has genital warts so bad her vagina (taco) looks like a rice crispy treat.
"Dude I was going down on this girl and she totally had a rice-crispy taco."
by Dick Wood. February 11, 2018
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Extra Crispy

Extra Crispy (adjective)- a behavior description;

(verb) - displaying over the top behavior
"Did you see how she was acting when she met Oprah? All the screaming and crying was extra crispy! Oprah couldn't even get a word in.

When Tommy saw his daughter twerking, he told her to sit down and to stop being extra crispy. She was just showing off for her friends.
by QBnDC April 13, 2018
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j'crispy

Sal vulcano. Impractical jokers. Related to Larry.
Hey there what's go in on J'crispy?
by White Trash Ginga Ninja July 26, 2019
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Nice and Crispy

Nice and Crispy or can use Crispy alone

Used to describe a guy that is freshly trimmed, faded and lined up.

I've always used this term to describe my male clients that come in for fades when they're done.
I don't mind when Kris is scuffy, but damn! He looks so fine all nice and crispy!

He just came back from the barber all crispy and he be lookin good!
by MaJESStik2407 April 14, 2016
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Rice crispy

Throwing fun snaps at a girl while she gives you head to "spice things up" in the bedroom
"You should rice crispy that girl for your anniversary. Make her snap crackle and pop"
by My boi skinni penis October 22, 2019
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