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brad pitt

A limited actor whose abilities are overshadowed by his overrated looks. Brad Pitt is completely overrated in every sense of the word. He's gotten famous for 'being Brad Pitt' not for being a good actor. There are plenty of men more talented and better looking than him, but are not famous by mere virtue of choices.

Look at his filmography and you'll see a number of fluffy blockbuster movies that have been bashed by critics and recognized as bad movies by anyone with half a brain i.e. Meet Joe Black, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, the upcoming Mr. and Mrs Smith etc. The roles and performances in those movies are horrific. He's a movie star, calling him an actor only dilutes the meaning for those it DOES actually apply to.

He's another generic blond - one of many in Hollywood that's completely overrated for NO reason whatsoever. If he had any substance, I would understand the hype around him, but he lacks that as well as intelligence.

He hasn't done anything worthwhile recently to be given the title 'actor.' He's just another 'a-lister' who's absolutely worthless.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston both share the same ugly attributes - beady little eyes, weird noses that don't fit their faces (especially Jen), huge jutting jaws. Why people find them attractive is beyond me. One is known for his pretty boy looks and the other for having great hair. Spare me!
by ps March 23, 2005
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Brad Syndrome

Sudden inexplicable stupidity. Some theorize a result of falling off bales of hay repeatedly.

There is no known cure. The only humane option is euthanasia via metal baseball bat beating.
Dar Webbous, suffering from Brad Syndrome, was fine yesterday, but today she has no idea where she is, how she got here, and evidently does not know how to dress or bathe herself anymore.
by Chelated January 28, 2011
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Brad Pitt

Cockney Rhyming Slang for "shit"
explanation: In London, England the londoners use rhyming slang such as "Apples n Pears" = stairs, plates = feet (plates of meat).

some would dispute the term is legitimate but cockneys also use the term "tom tit" and "william pitt" to mean "shit"
It is largely a matter of preference.
wife: "ello darlin hows your day at the office been"?

Husband: "Not bad luv, but Ill tell yer about it in a minute
as I'm burstin fer a Brad Pitt"
by Bradley Pitticus May 3, 2006
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micro braids

a hair style that females wear. Its how they wear weave nowadays. its like, tiny braids at the topby the roots and long straight weave at the ends.
yo, put sum micro's up in my hair.
by Bridget September 16, 2003
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Brad Pitt

"B.R.A.D P.I.T.T" was the codename given to one of the A merican Government's cyborgs that they used to infiltrate hollywood. They used them to target members of the acting community who posed a threat to their empire, or who appeared to inspire too much conflict in the American Population, regarding their laws and rule.

"Bionic Robot Aiming for Directors, Picking out Individuals and Terminating Them" was designed to dispose of anybody in the media who posed a threat to the US governemnt

Not to be confused with the T.O.M.C.R.U.I.S.E a cyborg from the United States Tourism Board that was the result of sponsored research conducted by the famous Palo Alto (from the Hopi Indian words for White and High) research facility into the effects of wood alcohol on congnitive functioning in mid level project managers.

Needless to say that after 13.25 months and $15 Billion in Defense department funding the prototype was found to be redundant due to the unrecognized flaw in the Project Managers strategy, that is the collapse of the Evil Empire...

Tiresome Ovid Machine Construct Rarely Used In Side Europe
Say "HI" to Brad Pitt!
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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Bradcock

The alter ego of someone from the West Texas area named Brad describing his cock.
Bradcock and the Black Socks were the hit of the party.
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Braddocking

Doing something you shouldn't be doing.

See - Jay walking
"That's some classic Braddocking right there"

"That's a Braddocking"
by Laflaf March 20, 2019
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