Blazed

When you are stoned or getting stoned or taking an banned substance

If you see a mate you get 'blazed' with.
or to a mate "Are you getting 'blazed' tonight. or if you are smoking the drug right then, then your 'blazin'

by Anthony Facey April 2, 2009

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Donnie Blaze

Something extremely gay or smells potently bad

That coat you went to the park with is so Donnie Blaze"

by Ian Howell May 18, 2006

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A long running, once popular Sport Utility Vehicle produced by Chevrolet. The Chevy Blazer enjoyed much success alongside the Ford Explorer and also Dodge's early attempts to cater to the outdoor enthusiasts that wished for a comfortable, multi-passenger off road capable vehicle. Throughout it's life span, the Chevrolet Blazer endured many style changes and upgrades. Unfortunately for the willing and naive American public, (myself being one, twice!) Chevrolet just stopped caring about quality parts and dependable automobiles 15 years ago and began outsourcing their plants to Mexico and other countries, so as to avoid the "mafioso" tactics of the UAW (Union of Auto Workers). Chevy notably relied on their "All American" attitude in the past, and tries to continue suckering the American public to this day into buying shit, defunct quality automobiles, such as their Blazer model. The Chevy Blazer roughly lasts 100,000 miles and then it begins to literally fall apart at the seams. Even religious drivers that spend money on fluid flushes and extra maintenance during routine oil changes are victimized by the gas guzzling, money sinking Chevy Blazer, and General Motors obviously couldn't be happier. Of course, GM isn't the only person at fault in all of the Blazer's catastrophies, the UAW with it's selfish business demands and continued hiring of lazy, unmotivated, bottom feeding ex convicts is mostly to blame, for their uncaring attitude clearly shows in their production element. The Chevrolet Blazer may go down as one of the worst built, cheaply manufactured automobiles in history. Great sympathy should be given to the poor, gullible souls stranded out on those American highways in subzero weather trying to locate a tow truck for their worthless, already broke Chevrolet Blazer.

$24 million dollars a day is what GM is losing every single day due in part to shit production and gas guzzling operating from the Chevrolet Blazer.

Please, abandon or destroy a Chevrolet Blazer and buy Toyota if you want to actually be able to afford food.

by Johnny hates NOVA April 27, 2006

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Blaze

Pretty much the most amazing softball team in the entire world. Spends their time killing babies with water baloons off hotel balconies and smoking way too much hookah. Parties all night before tournaments and will still kick ass the next day. Succeed in alienating certain douche bags from the team and only use bob marley lighters, never white lighters. Everybody is jealous because the coach drives an old volkswagen hippie van filled up with beer cans and cigar butts. Frequently travel to walmart to buy bandanas and switchblades to fight stupid bitches who fuck with the team. Can kick anybodys ass on or off the field. Many try but none can compare.

Person 1: What are you doin this weekend?
Person 2: Spendin time with Blaze.
Person 1: Tight shit. What are you guys gonna do?
Person 1: Oh you know...smoke a lot of hookah, kill some babies, run from the cops, and maybe play some softball.
Person 1: Damn I'm jealous.

by Blazin21 February 23, 2009

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