Barber Line

When someone says something psychotic in a normal sentence as if it's normal

"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.

by The Retr0 June 11, 2017

barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017

Barkered

Getting screwed over or blatantly setup.

Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml

by CallMeDrew September 8, 2017

Barter

Barter is a guy who creates/ steals memes and posts them on a social media platform

Oh hey that’s the Barter

Hey barter send memes

I like the Barters memes

by Memequeen88 May 24, 2018

bayfer

Putting gloves on and getting in a hotty with the boys and then pulling up on a house and running through it to get the jackpot

Who wants to do bayfer

by Pooopooo face June 7, 2018

barfenson syndrome

someone who has the uncontrolable urge to eat sweet corn and pringles.

this nigga got ole barfenson syndrome

by Bushdeednineleven May 8, 2018

barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.

I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018