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Don't Tap the Glass

"Don't Tap the Glass' is the best piece of art ever made
by Gooby69420 September 2, 2025
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Don't dog the boys

Am absolutely meaningless word salad used by victims of manipulation when someone breaks free from the cult and starts to call their horrendous actions out
I told my homegirl about her boyfriend's horrendous actions. She believed me but when tried to confront him, everyone just told me "don't dog the boys". Don't ask me what the fuck that's supposed to mean but, while we're here, let's make it clear that group wanking in the Hungry Jack's bathroom does not count as employment!!!
by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025
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that don't plug the hole

The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
by BillyBuggy May 19, 2016
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I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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Gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Why'd you search this up-?
I mean, if it isn't in the regular dictionary, then look here. It means trusting someone who shouldn't be trusted. Now, why did you actually look this up--
"Saidey! Stop looking for it. Gullible isn't in the dictionary."
Saidey: *finds it*
"SAIDEY YOU LITTLE CRAP!" (Saidey isn't a real person, by the way. I don't know any Saideys.)
by air can pee January 19, 2022
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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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Jackie didn't have the Authority

Jackie Weaver

Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian.com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds
Jackie didn't have the authority to kick them out of the meeting.
by iwanttodrawahouse January 5, 2023
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