Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

Shite Speech

When someone promotes an ideology that accuses others of hating, and then punishing them for it.

The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.

Corporations are using shite speech policy while being devoid of love themselves

by El Yogi January 2, 2026

Non-Inflammatory Speech

A speech that the crowd pays attention to but doesn't get the crowd enthusiastic. This should mainly be used when talking to and intellectual.

Announcer: "Today we will talk about solar energy and the effects of how the ....."

Tim: " Cut it with the non-inflammatory speech and tell us when the pay cuts are going to happen!"

by Bloodbatdude September 30, 2009

Obama Rain Speech

a wet fart. Usually accompanied by the statement, "Marines, hold my umbrella!"

Wow, that was a real Obama Rain Speech! I had to stop and check my drawers.

by Grodd July 12, 2015

UD Induction Speech

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.

I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie

by lando888 September 17, 2015

Keita’s Speech

Touching and succinct.

“To another year of dumb shit.” - Keita’s Speech

by Hehe369 February 10, 2020

that’s a bit spesh

something being a bit spesh

“that’s a bit spesh”

by abacusconley September 24, 2020