A very intriguing specimen best known for his apparent and obvious lack of brain cells and chromosomes.
by boomer 69 October 1, 2023
Get the Spesch mug.UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019
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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 21, 2010
Get the greatest speech ever mug.An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.
Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!
Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.
Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.
by yourboybd December 30, 2018
Get the Winger speech mug.Synonym for hammered or smashed. Meaning to get high and/or drunk to an extended degree and affected by drugs to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behaviour.
Origin: just made it up when chatting to some gal whom I thought was speshed
Origin: just made it up when chatting to some gal whom I thought was speshed
by mr_chucky1 May 21, 2017
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also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.
also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.
by wambulance June 12, 2009
Get the the speech function mug.a violent expulsion of intestinal gas. Reasoning that though it be striking and loud it is nothing but foul smelling hot wind.
by Maximus Rex May 5, 2007
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