Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 7, 2019

Sour Chops

When you consume a sour sweet or similarly strong flavoured food item, which causes your jaw to spasm due to salivary gland over-simulation.

James eats a sour boiled sweet.

"Oh my god, I've got sour chops. My jaw is killing me. Wanna fight? Where's my step ladder?"

by Boatsome Swim June 20, 2018

sours

Someone who always believes they are correct but never are. One who always manages to fall off platforms at any moment it suits them.

Man sours fell off again?

He's just never right is he...

by An0n0m July 9, 2018

sour beer

Sour beer is a beer style newly appreciated by males who are in love with their femininity. They usually taste red fruits and are very sweet. Basically taste like sour candies. The type of person who love it is usually a 30 yo male which look like he is 21 and wear girls skinny jeans.

Look this guy, I’ve seen him leaving the local beer shop with 50$ of girls sour beer.

by Sourbeer July 19, 2018

Sour Grout

A substance found between the tiles in the bathroom of grumpy people.

Little did he know I wasn’t going to clean the bathroom; I wasn’t going to touch that sour grout.

by Larp Lord August 15, 2018

Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

Sour sauce

Sour sauce is when something good just happened (like in a sport or something)

Hailey: dude we just got a basket!
Ally: sour sauce

by Mindy jackson February 3, 2019