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limey sours 

Amazing cosplayer, friend and cosplay dad. Protective when needs to be and will help with advice and problems when you come to them for help
jack: have you seen limey sours' newest video cody: yeah I have they're amazing at tik tok
limey sours by imthatratman February 1, 2020

Watermelon Sours

Any stoners first choice of candy.
Stoner 1: Aye, I’m gonna run to 7 Eleven, you want anything?
Stoner 2: Yeah could you nab me Watermelon Sours?
Stoner 1: Yeah I got you.

Mixed mega sours 

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

DARK SOULS 

You don’t need sex because it fucks you everyday
I don’t need sex because Dark Souls fucks me everyday

dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.
'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

swagger souls 

yeet bitch

something you do in CS:GO or PUBG
swagger souls by yeetingman January 31, 2018