Shexting

The skillful yet difficult art of texting in the shower, while trying to keep your phone from getting completely wet.

Jan: "So what are you up to?"

Steve: "Taking a shower. Shexting is a lot harder than it sounds!"

by SPARTAN-111 May 21, 2010

sleeving

The act of killing a squirel or other small animal. wile still warm, skining it and mastrabating with the warm fresh skin wile grasping the animals hide.

"he is sleeving that squirel for his own pleasure".

by 425(LRS) May 22, 2009

Skeeting

When you squint one of your eyes, like you're Skeet Ulrich having his picture taken.

Ah, man! Look at that, I am totally skeeting in my selfie!

by Jakely March 15, 2015

Sleeching

a cross between watching something and sleeping

I dont remember much of the movie cuz i was sleeching.

by bigboyblackcock September 4, 2011

sexting

a word that the media made up after some Greensburg Salem school district's principals invaded the students privacy by taking their phone and then felt the need to go through the students messages and then reported it to the police.

i bet our principals feel like badasses now since they got their school on the news for "sexting", when teenagers don't even call it that.

by C523BB January 28, 2009

Sexting

the play-by-play of everything lovelost teenagers dream about but are too self contious to physically do them to anyone but them selves. IT GOES IN AND IT GOES OUT

" so I was sexting suzy the other day and she totally had an orgasm, she texted me five exclamation marks in a row! "

by TAKEAPICTURE June 10, 2009

Sleeping Dragon

When a person lights a fart on fire over someones nose while there sleeping.

Attempt the Sleeping Dragon when the time is right

by Fun Times in South Africa January 19, 2010