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Skeet Belt 

When a man intends to spray his ejaculate (i.e. skeet) on his woman's belly button, but ends up sprayin' skeet across her entire waist line instead. Skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.
NOTE: Skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. That is, they do NOT last for more than 6 hours and will NOT hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). They do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).
My girl asked me to pull out, so I gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. She loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for Christmas.

Skeet Sniping

Skeet sniping is almost the same as skeet shooting. The only difference is when you cum it must shoot a long distance across the room. More praise will be added if you "snipe" the person in the face.
Dude she was so mad when I went skeet sniping last night
Skeet Sniping by Lala098 January 25, 2011

Skeet extinguisher 

"robert" saved my house by acting as a skeet extinguisher.
Skeet extinguisher by shagthefag November 29, 2006
To ejaculate. To let sperm come out of your penis
After masturbating, Joe skeeted everywhere.
Skeet by JustinLmao December 4, 2009

Summer's Skeet 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of Summer's Eve or other female cleaning product as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be washing her lady-parts with your semen for several weeks.

see also sploofah, shamspooge, and cumditioner.
I couldn't get in her the old fashioned way so I left it up to a bottle of Summer's Skeet.
Summer's Skeet by Frukman March 13, 2008

Skeeps-Baby

(verb)To act like a sorority girl. To act like a drunken slut. To get shit-faced and walk to the Ann Arbor, MI bar called Scorekeepers (skeeps) and hit on guys.
"Christine, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm gonna skeeps-baby around campus and find a good party!"
Skeeps-Baby by Bruce K January 2, 2008