1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale to determine an atractivness or "hotness" of a female.

1: Literally a ogre
2: One of those fat feminists you see in YouTube

3: Comparable to the attractiveness of a bear
4: Mediocre. Sometimes plump
5: The attractiveness of your mother to you
6: Fine, okay. Nothing else.

7: Good. Well curved. Commonly described as cute
8: A pretty girl. Comparable to that girl you're crushing on but is across the room and you can't muster the courage to talk to her.

9: Fabulous. Red carpet worthy. Sexiest girl on campus except for...
10: The hottest female in the world. Brighter than the sun. She has not been born yet because she will destroy the universe with her hottness.

There are of course, many decimals in between the integers.

Dammmnnnn, rate her on the 1-10 female Attractiveness scale. Created by the genius who wrote the description m.

Aiightt nigga. like a 8.6 at best.

by Memelorddd September 7, 2016

Rectum Scale

A scale used to measure how much of an asshole someone is! (similar to the Richter scale, only used for douche bags and cockholes)

That jerk off stole my loot - he's about a 10 on the rectum scale.

by Skyynet September 6, 2009

Scapegoating

Scapegoating is when you blame something on an innocent person that will get you in trouble with other people. In some cases people enjoy being scapegoated, but on the other hand bare mans get vexed about it, get me?

Example:
(FARTTT!!!)
Josh: Urghh, Reff your disgusting mate, your constantly farting mate, sort it out!
Reffold: Wtf man? That wasn't even me it was you!!! Ohh your such a scapegoating bastard!!!

by MCJB MASSIVE Dunno October 7, 2009

scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.

My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.

by dookeyboy March 19, 2011

Seb Scale

a way of rating girls,
1. Dont even think about it (way too hot)
2. Fillet
3. Rude
4. Dad (as in 'the daddy')
5. Dont even see her (normal women)
6. Oh well, shes fucked
7. Gert (mostly for fat birds but can be used otherwise)
8. Spandoo (?)
9. May as well kill myself

Seb Scale example
Brad: 'what do you think of Barry's new misses?'
Derrick: 'Man, she was Rude!'
Brad: 'nah more of a Dad i'd say'
Jacobs: 'to be honest i didn't really see her'
Brad: 'shut up Jacobs'

by OlieOlieOlie January 25, 2008

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

by box April 30, 2005

Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!

If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.

by Wentzahol November 9, 2012