John "Soap" MacTavish was a main character and protagonist in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare.
Soap hates dogs.
Soap hates dogs.
by The unshockable May 4, 2018

The Dr. Squatch Soap that’s made with Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater. It’s an extremely rare item, good for sticking your dick into or through.
Guy 1: Yo did you get the Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap?
Guy 2: Yea but mines got a big hole in the middle of it
Guy 2: Yea but mines got a big hole in the middle of it
by Ripitup2015 June 18, 2025

by undoxablesoap April 18, 2018

When a guy drops a bar of soap in the middle of a shower with 4 other men surrounding. As he goes to pick the up the bar of soap, the 4 men proceed to simultaneously enter their penis' into the mans anus thus creating a cube shape.
by Aynos mahrud August 30, 2013

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.
by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

a single universal cleaning solutuion used in place of dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo, and body wash. Often, its one of those items substitued for the other when the bottle runs out.
Looks like I'm out of laundry detergent, time to get out the man soap. Hand me the shampoo will you?
by soapyguy February 23, 2011
