winkelTossa's definitions

Cockbag

A dumbass term reviewer who doesn't have the nous to understand subtle humour. Usually from North America

The guys a cockbag, Neanderthal knuckledragger with the intellect of a retarded Gerbal

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Chatter Head

A particularly frivolous woman who is prone to chattering while giving head leading to male anorgasmia

Patient to doctor: Ever since that chatter head went down on me I've had anorgasmia

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Cockeyed

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Bring back the biff

A reference to the unwarranted removal of section 59 of the New Zealand Crimes Act, making it illegal to smack your children. Bring back the biff refers to many kiwi mums and dads lamenting the removal of their right to discipline their children.

Father to Mother following their spawn showing them absolute disrespect and being unable to do anything about it. "k'nell love, the cheeky little shit. We need to bring back the biff"

"Cheese boy, I would chust love to give you the Chandal. If only the Covernment would chust Bring back the biff"

by winkelTossa March 23, 2019

Hongi

A (NZ) Maori greeting. The two touch noses and sometimes foreheads. It's a sign of respect and welcome...followed by wild, out of control copulation and cock licking. The last bit is my fantasy.

Mmmm. I wanna give that Wahini some hongi Bro. Kin-ay Bro. I'd give her some of my fuckin Hori eh? Nah fuck you Coz. She's fuckin mine Cunt!

by winkelTossa December 9, 2019

Pussy Bisque

That flavour that tastes so good when your going down on her and she cums in your face.

Mmmm. Your pussy bisque is the best I've tasted.

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019

Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night

That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019