winkelTossa's definitions

Pussy Bisque

That flavour that tastes so good when your going down on her and she cums in your face.

Mmmm. Your pussy bisque is the best I've tasted.

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019

Cockbag

A dumbass term reviewer who doesn't have the nous to understand subtle humour. Usually from North America

The guys a cockbag, Neanderthal knuckledragger with the intellect of a retarded Gerbal

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night

That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019

Cockeyed

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Pushing Soap

The act of buggery committed by a larger dog on a smaller one

Best rescue Snoopy Bro, here comes Bruno and he's got his eye in for pushing soap

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

Chatter Head

A particularly frivolous woman who is prone to chattering while giving head leading to male anorgasmia

Patient to doctor: Ever since that chatter head went down on me I've had anorgasmia

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019