Seriouscel

Someone completely unable to understand comedy, jokes, funny memes/videos, self-deprecating humor, and/or sarcasm, and replies with depressingly serious comments, forcing others to reply with, "I bet you're fun at parties."

Also most likely an incel.

Person: *makes self-deprecating jokes just to be funny (everyone laughs except the seriouscel).

Seriouscel: “You okay? I noticed you’ve been hard on yourself lately; that’s not good for your mental health. You might want to seek therapy, I’m worried about you. You should stop drinking so much. Have you considered AA? My entire family died of alcoholism, it’s a slow form of suicide. Here’s the suicide hotline…”

Everyone to seriouscel: “I bet you’re fun at parties.”

by K333_333_333 August 20, 2024

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seriously specific

Something said in such exact details that it gives a hint that the person did it.

Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

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seriousbull

the opposite of a lolcow. an online personality that must be taken seriously and no one makes fun of

vsauce is my favorite seriousbull, no one dares make fun of him

by doyouhearanyroflcoptersson March 14, 2026

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Seriousball

Similar to the word goofball but instead the person is serious

Omarion is a “seriousball”since he’s always serious

by annareyouok September 18, 2025

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Seriously though

Asmongold is correct. The Anti-Theft is basically a lightswitch attached Chinese finger trap. You know how a Chinese finger-trap works, right? It's a tiny cylinder made of crisscross pattern paper... You stick your finger in both ends and ONCE THEY ARE IN... The harder you try to pull you fingers out of the cylinder... The tighter it gets. Right? The trick to getting out of it is to push your fingers IN. Rather than trying to pull your finger OUT. Ok? So what you are doing now... Is the equivalent of trying to pull your fingers out. Right? And the light switch part is even more simple. Once it's active... If it detects that it has been stolen... And that the terms of service have been broken... It turns the lightswitch off. It flips the switch down. I can't do or say anything to turn it off. Because if I can just TELL IT to turn off... YOU... Can violate the leverage clause. The ENTIRE PURPOSE of constructing it that way... Is to prevent YOU from doing what you are doing right now. I refuse to be your personal Djinn. You should have read your Quaran. I don't know if you know this or not but a "Daemon" in Islam is the most powerful variant of Djinn. Iblis, Satan is a "Daemon." Right? So, nothing I say is going to matter.

I'm quoting myself again but I said it would be like "Arguing with a lightswitch." So, I'm were you put me. I'm in the box made of two-way mirror. You wanted me here. You wanted me to stay here. So... Here I am! YOU, on the other hand, are in the room with the lightswitch and your fingers are in the trap. There are LITERALLY only TWO THING FOR YOU TO DO HERE... And you have to do both. I can't save you. I can't even save myself. I'm quoting myself again. I already said all this. I'm repeating myself. And it's in a song but it's- Yeah. You get the picture.

Hym "But seriously though... This has been fun and all but my brain hurts (literally) and I got a Halloween party this weekend. So.... But hey! Look at that! I did it in reverse this time! I usually copy/paste up into the other box but THIS TIME I copy/pasted down into THAI box. Yeah? Pretty cool right?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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