Pooter Cat

A cat without a permanent name. VERY annoying. Has a dirty infected butt hole that its owners never clean.

Pooter cat has several names: Keke, Punkin, Cheeto, Cat, Kitty, Stupid, P.C.

by Pooter Cats Room mate November 1, 2010

poot hole

N. A large trench used primarily by the British National Guard to maintain cover from enemy fire. Usually fronted by sandbags and barbed wire, it has become fairly antiquated.

Hurry up chaps! Get into the bloody poot hole before they blast your head off!

by B-Pac September 15, 2009

Pooter Scooter

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

by DickBurns May 6, 2014

Pooter

See stanker;
A stinky hiney hole. To poot is to make stink juice slide out of your stink hole.

Quit pooting in my drink!

by Dan Sullivan April 5, 2005

Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

by JeanieXO October 20, 2009

pouty pooter

is when one falls asleep, somebody puts lipstick on their asshole, then proceeds to fuck their ass, pretending it is a mouth giving them head.

when james woke up the next day he noticed red lips stick on his underwear from the pouty pooter the night before

by derrick lacy January 14, 2008

Pooter

1. a pussy
2. a wimp

1. dude scott is a pooter. he wouldnt jump off the high dive
2. dude my brother is a pooter, i punched him and he started crying, and hes 19

by Dust Miller February 12, 2008