murder mystery

Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.

I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!

by TRMW August 16, 2010

Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.

"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

Muddy Larry

A man that does not wash his dick after anal sex. Also know as having poop dick.

Rusty is such a Muddy Larry, he never washes after anal sex.

by GoodGirlGinger October 1, 2015

murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"

Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!

by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015

Muddy Fox

The act of pulling out to orgasm during anal sex

Whenever we're together Tom gives me a muddy fox

by LemonySnickets May 19, 2017

murder beach

A nickname for myrtle beach

I was down in murder beach last weekend. Shits crazy bro!

by Hoodymann October 3, 2019

Murder scene

a sexual act in which a M/F acts as if they are dead while the other person proceeds to masterbate over them
And outline their body with their jizz

Me and Alex tried murder scene last night I do recommend it

by Cheesey cheese 🧀 November 18, 2019