monderful

adj. Describing something that is just perfect for a Monday, but not all that good by itself.

Joe: I just found out that I don't have herpes! Turns out it's just genital warts.
Bill: Isn't that just monderful.

Joe: I can't believe you're leaving me.
Karen: Well you've got that weird rash, and my ex just sent me a friend request.
Joe: Just monderful.

by rowrtay June 24, 2011

Monerd

A girl that is often seen dazed. She doesn't have a good sense of direction and may drive all the way to the snow and not know it until its too late. She may also have younger sisters who are also like her, in which they can be referred to as moNERD triplets! She laughs loud, talks loud, and farts loud. She usually has a master that reigns over her, most likely an aunt who is her ultimate role model.

I just saw a moNERD sighting today!
Man stop being a moNERD...
Oh, it's the moNERD triplets!

by Yourmasterismymaster January 11, 2012

Monderstandable

A normally stupid action caused and/or excused by the fact that it's Monday.

She locked her keys in her car for the 4th time, but it's Monderstandable.

by oshanaKL October 29, 2012

montereq

When Montereq flexes all girls can not resist his muscularity. Is known to be funny and Breathe taking . Has a weakness for persistantly chasing women until they fall in love with him. If your name is Quinn or Lexi watch out !

Monty montereq

by ud.onlytruth January 22, 2014

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

Moner

Hot mom boner; updated milf

I have such a moner for Rachel's mon

by Hairwrecka August 25, 2016

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016