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G Major

A video meme trend where the audio of a video is pitch corrected 6 times to make it sound scary, and usually has the colors inverted on the video part.
I put all of these videos in G Major.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 7, 2021
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dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.
Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus
by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005
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may or may not be

Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.
Person: "He's going to be accepted into Yale."

Moron: "That may or may not be the case."
by Skelington December 30, 2003
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major asshole

anyone who uses nefarious means to interfere or prevent the contentment, peace of mind, and overall well-being of others

Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.

Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.

Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.
Man, Jason is going around telling everyone that I get fucked up on drugs, and then proceed to download inappropriate material from the Internet. He is a major asshole.
by Angry UD contributor April 23, 2010
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Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.
Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!
by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018
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Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.
I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
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Major

The leader of a football firm. Every firm has a major.
"I'm shitting the Westham v. Millwall match...I hear united have a brutal major!"
by bclindsey October 16, 2008
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