Kyle

The fat retard type of people. 100% likely to be a liberal and to be a complete idiot. Gets pampered by his mommy, dads a drunk and doesn’t care about him. Small penis, never had a girlfriend, often gay.

Dude did you see that Kyle over there? Yeah dude what a faggot.

by Bigballzguy October 7, 2019

Kyle

A white guy with ADHD that most likely drinks monster.

Kyle took all the energy drinks

by Tanner Heart April 27, 2019

Kyle

A person who drinks cans of monster and punches holes in drywall

Shauna doesn't like him hes such a kyle

by yofery May 23, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.

Karen: "My son punched a hole in my drywall last night."
Chad: "What a Kyle."

by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 15, 2019

kyle

A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.

He's such a good friend that he's a kyle!

by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018

Kyle

A Kyle likes to punch walls and drink monsters

Omg Kyle your knuckles r fucked

by Green dinosaur June 9, 2019