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gerck

see also goblin.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
1. Wow, is that a real life Gerck? i've only ever seen one in my online dungeons and dragons game.
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!
by Muzza2k April 9, 2005
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garmkey

Garmkey is when you're not fond of something that has happened to you or a general dislike for someone or something.

Also used a general insult to a person around you.

Can be shortened to numerous other slang terms such as garm, ga-key, key, gak, and danny glover.
"yo man, why'd you drink my beer? that ish is garmkey son."

"ya son, you see that ho coming down the block, she straight up garm to the nTH, you smell me doggy?"
by F.U.E. December 3, 2007
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jesus hernandez garcia

the sexy Mexican guy in school, with an over average size penis.
Always has that loud pack in deck

He could of been a president but he really loves selling shit.
Were the bud at Jesus Hernandez Garcia
How's got a big d Jesus Hernandez Garcia
by M.O.B40 March 4, 2016
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Gark

An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.
Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."
by distresspattern March 11, 2010
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Gack

The noise that animate objects make when you sharply grab their neck. Most commonly found in birds and humans.
Father: Go ahead and grab it son.
Son: Ok.
Little Boy: gaaacck
Son: Haha! This is fun.
Little Boy: *gasp* aack gaaah!
by Psionics November 17, 2004
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gack

food that sticks to the roof of your mouth, also the process of food getting stickier the more you chew it
"this food is really gacky"
by James 26 December 28, 2005
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gacking off

when a guy jacks off without showering for a couple of days (2 OR MORE).
BOB: today i was gacking off
by chivorey March 26, 2009
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