faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!

'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"

by pob1 June 24, 2006

faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.

1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.

by prasunc July 29, 2008

Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.

It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.

by Dicksplash June 10, 2007

FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

by Faff101 April 14, 2017

fluff

Fluff: High grade marijuana that has been well-cured and its' leaves are covered in THC crystals making it light and fluffy.

stoner: "hey man, you got that fluff?"
dealer: "hell yea, i got that fire, man."

by e...c...s.t.o.n.e.r.... December 29, 2007

Fluff

can add ending -ing- or -er-

a clean way to say the 'f' word

It was created to represent a word we can not use in school.

Shut the Fluff up Peter, gyead!

by Krista April 6, 2005

Flauff

Thought up in the middle of a random noise competition, this is now a nickname i use for a friend, but we did use it for a while to describe EVERYTHING! Like "peng" really... it can be used to describe anyhting good and can have prefixes or whatever-they-are-called-thingys put on the end.

"my flauff! how r u??" "feelin rather flauffish actually!"

"that's just pure flauff"

"flauff anyone?"

"flauffology - the study of flauff"

by Milsky December 24, 2006