Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.

It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.

by Dicksplash June 10, 2007

Faff

Description of pubic hair

"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

Faff

The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.

"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"

"Look at that bit of faff"

"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"

by Mark J. Wiggs January 15, 2014

Faff

Faff is an alternative to the word "fuck"

well that's okay cause I faffing love you.

by ifaffingloveyou March 08, 2011

Faff

(v.) to masturbate vigorously, often to one's own detriment

(v.) to engage in obsessively needless activity

He could have gone to the party, but instead he stayed home, faffin around.

by Holdt April 07, 2010

faff

Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.

Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."

by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005

faff

(faffing)

To muck about, wasting time doing something not necessary.

I've been faffing about all day with my car

by Trixie Karinksi May 31, 2003