flip flops

1.)A noisy form of footwear that goes "slap slap slap slap" as you walk.
see thong sandals

2.)slang for John Kerry

Someone needs to slap the shit out of John Kerry with their footwear.

by "Scooby Doo GET OFF THE AIR" - Jello Biafra August 11, 2004

flooshflag

1. Someone who contains no chase nor has any chance of ever attaining it.
2. A play on the word douchebag by switching the d and b for an f.
3. Similar to the French word mouche-mag where mouche means fly.

Damn, that flooshflag just gave up a date with kpg for some Halo 3.

by mister cow November 26, 2007

Flissed

Completely and utterly horrifically, recklessly, irreparably, disastrously drunk. Sure signs of being Flissed are the inability to open doors, hold a chicken burger, or remain alive.

If one wants to trace Flissed people, they can usually be found at the end of a long line of strewn chicken burger salad, rambling on about tra-HA-HAs or some shit. Kind of like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - except nothing like that.

Cat - "Is she Flissed again?"
Alex - "Yeah - she's Fliss"
James - "Shut up Cat"

by Choirboy69 May 21, 2009

flip-flops

Stupid, uncomfortable plastic "flip-flopping"... "flop-flipping" flip-flops. Stupid idiots are now wearing them literally everywhere, and don't realise how other people are laughing at them. People who wear them obviously have very low self esteem, being obsessed with trying to be "in with the idiotic fashion/label obsessed crowd" that they'll wear these things even when it's totally inappropriate to do so. The very worst of all is to see a man wearing them, whilst shopping or on a night out, or in a restaurant!! No one want's to see a man's horrible bear feet!! Flip-flops are only supposed to be worn at swimming pools and the beach. They do not look stylish, they do not look cool - they just look completely stupid and idiotic!!

An extremely self conscious man, uncomfortably "flip-floppin" in his flip-flops down the high street, in bare feet thinking he looks cool, whilst everyone else thinks he's a complete posing idiot.

by honestSteve24 August 25, 2013

Flip flops

A type of a sandal that is usually supported by one string. One of the sexiest kinds of shoes a girl can wear. Nice for showing off their pretty feet, assuming their feet are pretty enough. They are of course most commonly worn in the summer. But girls also often tend to wear flip flops when it's cold too. I've even seen some girls wearing them in the winter before with snow on the ground and I don't know how they do it.

Guys also wear flip flops, but not as much as girls do. They don't look any good in them anyway.

*Some girl walking in flip flops*

*Me thinking that she has nice feet and flip flops*

by Low22 July 6, 2010

flosstitute

One who advocates Free, Libre and Open Source Software but uses nonfree or closed-source software.

That hypocrite pretends to be a free software zealot, but he runs Windows for the computer games. What a flosstitute!

by gnominous January 20, 2006

Flass

n. 1. an idiotic or lazy person who has not lived up to expectations. 2. some guy who is a disappointment. 3. originating from “flaccid,” flass refers to a person who cannot get an erection. 4. a big sweaty geesh hole
vb. flassing, flassed, flassing-out, flassed-out 5. to not get involved 6. to be absent at the annoyance of others. 7. to have your manhood sagging lifelessly at the opportune moment.
adj. flassy. 8. without interest or enthusiasm 9. sluggish; inactive; droopy; languid

flastic, flastic-modulus, flassability

Due to other commitments keeping him out of town, Adam was branded as a massive flass by his house-mates.

Through ridiculous amounts of flanging around Taz’s highly flastic personality converted to a flassed-out phallus.

Franco is such a flassy flass!

by TLJ May 16, 2007