fatty mike

A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.

HA!HA! Fatty Mike shaves his legs!

by anherotaylor August 14, 2007

fatty flop

fatty flop*noun' 1. some one who is unusually obese or fat 2. an exercise fat people know as push ups, but because they are so fat they can't do a push up so they have to use their fat ass bellys to push their bodys up.

"Yo fatty flop shane, you done with your fatty flops yet?"
or
"I just love these fatty flops"-Shane

by Unlucky July 19, 2004

Fatty Arbucks

The fat man who ate all your pies!!!

Hey you, Fatty Arbucks, Stop Eating My Pies!!!

by Mustafa Sheet-in-a-box December 28, 2006

Fatty Lines

1. A Man who considers himself to be hot shit but he doesn't know that everyone hates him and wants to kill him.
2. When a girl sucks on a peepee 2mm or less, This one is dedicated to my boy Matt.
3. When somebody brags when theyre team wins one game and stil has to win two more to still make the playoffs.

1. I wanna fuck up a Fatty Lines.
2. Girl: Oh my god Lucy, I was having like uh hardcore sex last night and uhm the kid had a Fatty Lines.
3. Dude the Cowboys still have to win 2 games to make the playoffs, that dicks a fatty lines.

by FIGHTIN MUSTACHE NO MORE December 20, 2008

fatty glumpkin

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

by trivash April 20, 2004

fatty koo

when a large woman has camel toe.

"those spandex bike shorts really show off her fatty koo."

by warren sammich July 26, 2005

fatty koo

Usually thought to be just a group name but to black america it meens a girl with a big, round, full bum.

The word is half english half portugese
fatty meening big in english and koo(spelled differently)in portugese meens ass or butt

YO, check out that chick with the fatty koo!

by Ari East September 3, 2005