electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

by Asshead May 17, 2003

2006 Election

1. The election that effectively ended the Bush dictatorship.

2. The reality wake up call that Republicanazis needed to put them back into the minority where they belong.

3. A Democratic intervention on an out of control Republicanazi government.

Hey Bush, you know that clamp you now have squeezing tight on your nads? That was installed courtesy of the 2006 Election. Have fun trying to play dictator now that your rubber stamp Congress has now been "privatized".

by AntiGop November 8, 2006

erectronics

Japanese Electronic technology whose purpose is to enhance penile erection.

Hai! This erectronic cock-vibrator use state-of-the-art erectronics!

by Island Boy February 9, 2004

massive erectionism

When a person with down syndrome takes too many viagra and has a huge erection because they have an extra chromosome only in their penis.

Chad believes in massive erectionism

by Pat2188 April 11, 2008

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Errection

According to the atmospheric temperature and humid condition
It has led your penis into a state of over highly active stimulation
causing more blood cells to pump towards your penis causing expansion
and decompression of the particle blood cells leading to an overload
of hormonic testosterones causing one really stiff penis at 180
degrees northerly.

The young boy had an errection when he had awoken.

by El Banderas November 16, 2005

election tourist

One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities

Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."

by Zeproduct May 27, 2020