Urban Dictionary Name Definition

The Name definition, the thing every high schooler shares with their classmates laughing about a silly definition. Usually written by the person of that name, enemy or significant other. Usually just kind of sucking their dick or saying how they are the worst

An Urban Dictionary Name Definition could go like this "Garrett is a blonde creative type with okay features, probably skinny and always is there for you"

by lilpumphasnotalent May 5, 2018

punk (the true definition)

a prison sex slave

The pants below the ass are for easy access for the master of said sex slave.

Turn of the baseball cap to the right or left means you are a pitcher or cacher during said gay sextual acts.

Sorry thats the truth if you don't like it pull up your pants fix your hat and stop acting like a punk.

punk (the true definition) is the pedofile in prision.

by johnnylonghorse August 23, 2011

Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me

by Walter eagle December 19, 2010

Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

Definition

A thing that should be short and sweet. Nobody has time to read long ass ones

uptherabbithole: love the short definitions

Spaceman_Spiff: i beg to differ

by Spaceman_Spiff May 16, 2009

demention

demention is the noun version of demented, which gives identity to the various forms of otherwise, cruel and unusual, perverted, insidious, unprosecuted, reprehensible aka demented behavior that typically ensues when one preys upon another ostensibly innocent/underage/powerless/involuntary victim who does not have an equal opportunity to make an informed choice

Once you know the full history of the man, it becomes apparent that many subtle dementions have filtered into the psychoses of Woody Allen's often self autobiographical films.

by tiffanyesq October 17, 2018

high definition

Making up words for Urban Dictionary when you are stoned.

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.

by Beelzemuff June 20, 2015