Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Danir's Constant

The eerie feeling that someone or something is following you as you walk up basement stairs. Coined when Reddit users DannyMacho and Im_Tapirs named the phenomenon on Reddit.

My friend is a victim of Danir's Constant every time he gets done doing laundry.

by CoolHandLuke41 November 21, 2013

i'll be in contact

I'll be too busy in her.

Would you like to hang out tonight? Maybe! I'll be in contact.

by DirtyDan13 April 24, 2015

Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018

Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.

Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”

by KeeGee February 20, 2020

stupid WhatsApp contact

Is a WhatsApp contact that replies your message from your status after snubbing you.

Tope's a stupid WhatsApp contact cos she only replies when she needs a favor

by Tyrantgunner September 10, 2020

Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety

Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”

by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020