cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

Canon

Pickpocket

The canon worked on a subway because it was crowded.

by BergencountyBill June 17, 2019

Catan

A rash on a board gamers butt that just won’t go away

The catan that settled on his buttocks was very difficult for the doctor to cure.

by Neural observer January 17, 2021

Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.

You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.

by Dave Lawrence July 19, 2014

E-mail Canon

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Rick this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail canon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail canon to stun.

by Mr. WAT April 26, 2008

Egg Carton

The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)

As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.

Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!

Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.

Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.

by legstretch October 19, 2012

caon

Cash only

Used in online games...such as warcraft,runescape,kalonline, etc.

"Can i buy yur game console? I'll trade you mine," said Bill. "CAON," said Kai.

by No tell July 20, 2006