awkwardity

In simple terms, awkwardity is a way of saying awkwardness that rolls off the tongue easier. In specific terms, Awkwardity is a noun describing an awkward situation or a state of awkwardness common in young adults and/or generalized in early adolescence especially among geeks and nerds trying to impress the opposite sex. However this term can be generalized to any awkward situation.

When He saw his ex, the room became suddenly thick with awkwardity .

Dude my freshman year in high school was full of awkwardity .

by redddog March 13, 2009

awkward toes

The movement one makes when they are nervous, impatient, or in an awkward situation. The movement involves the person rocking on their feet (up onto there toes and back) usually with there hands held behind their back.

Joe- So I was talking to some people at the party and all of the sudden the group just stopped talking.
Billy- Awkward silence aye?
Joe- You bet. I instantly got awkward toes

Hannah had awkward toes while she was waiting for a '+' or a '-' sign to appear on the test.

by WhoeverYouWantMeTaBe! May 19, 2009

awkward loudness

So you're blasting your favorite music,(preferably sublime) and you're singing as loud as you can, or along with the beat. Suddenly one of your friends has to say something, so they turn the music off to speak. A split second later you stop to realize everyone just heard you screaming. High five, you're a victim of awkward loudness.

Dude my friends dad was bumping my FAVORITE song, then he got a call. I think whoever he was talking to heard me yelling. It took me a minute to comprehend what happened in that time frame. Awkward loudness is funny as hell.

by master.of.reality.420 January 15, 2010

Awkward Day

A day when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence.

Taken from the twilight fanfiction, "Awkward Day" by pandorasnotebook

"It's awkward day! A combination of 'In Bed Day' and 'In My Pants Day'" Emmett explained excitedly.

Edward sighed. "We just did this last week!" He complained.

"I get bored easily..." Emmett explained. "In bed.""Edward! Quiet down in bed!" Emmett snapped.

"Stop yelling so much...in bed." Rosalie added.

"You're being so difficult...in my pants." Jasper smiled.

by BumBumBeedleBum July 12, 2010

Awkwardality

The product of your reality becoming awkward.

Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)

by MC Scratchnsniff September 14, 2010

Awkward Piranha

Someone who is exceedingly awkward, yet in a loveable way.

Dude, i love you, but that was so awkward... You're being an awkward piranha.

by 4716cms October 2, 2010

Awkward Dan

A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."

Q: Where do you want me to stick this candle?
A: *does the Awkward Dan*

by James Dangerous January 17, 2011