cheap-assedly

Pronunciation: cheep-as-ed-ly (ed pronounced as in Shakespeare). Adverb. To perform an action in a cheap-assed way.

Example: He took her out to a French bistro for Valentine's Day; then he cheap-assedly let her pay for the whole meal.

Susan is a pediatrician, but she cheap-assedly wouldn't buy the better TV for her family, because it cost $100 more.

by samuelducanada July 14, 2019

brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm

oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed

by judgers'judge April 26, 2019

MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

Runts Assemble

when the runts of the litter come together as one...

Sophie, Mya, Alfie and Jemima, the runts, coincidentally always end up together on a night out, hence "runts assemble".

by NumberOneRunt April 15, 2021

Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

lying-assed

Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.

"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."

by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022