Assnesia; when you get on your phone to do something important. And end up looking at porn for so long that you've forgotten what you were going to look up in the first place.
I was going to look up the firing order of my engine but I ended up looking at porn all day instead and by the time I was done I had assnesia and forgot what I was trying to find out.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)